Enhanced Peeps Interrogation Conference
On March 1,2013, LVL1 Hackerspace in Louisville Kentucky hosted its first Enhanced Peeps Interrogation Conference, also known as E.P.I.C. This scholarly get together was hosted in conjuction with the Irregular Friday Movie Night Screening of "Who Framed Roger Rabbit?" Many distinguished members and non-members of LVL1 presented exhibits and demonstrations to further knowledge in this specialized area. Presented below is a brief summary of the event along with scientific information gleaned.
Waterboarding
The keynote address of the conference was presented by the Director of Legal Evil for LVL1. A step by step demonstration of waterboarding was conducted. For this important address, a LARGE peep was recruited.
The waterboard consists of several planks arranged as a pivotting table.
The subject is stapped onto the table and placed in a water collection tank.
A cloth is placed over the face and the subject is tilled head down.
Water is then poured over the cloth repeatedly.
The cloth is removed, leaving the peep intacked.
Most Disturbing Element of Demonstration
Speaker seemed to be overly familiar with process. During demo, he referred to peep as Bob. An audience member was selected at RANDOM to offer interrogation questions. This participant seemed to have crafted his interrogation question prior to event.
Electric Motivation Chair
The next demonstration was given by a member and non-member team. This collaboration utilized Maxwell's Equations to advance their goals. Team built their chair prior to the event, utilizing a laser cutter, voltage multiplier and a taser.
Here we see the fine craftsmanship used in the chair.
The test peep is fitted with a fashionable tin foil hat.
Wires are carefully applied for her comfort.
A taser is wired into the circuit and ZAP.
The hat is wetted for additional effect.
Most Disturbing Element of Demonstration
When all was ready for throwing the switch, the presenters were asked what they planned on asking the subject. The presenters then replied, "What questions?"
Olde Style Iron Maiden
The next presenter is a long time non-member who suprized us with his entry. Not being one to dampen the party, the Director of Legal Evil welcomed the presenter to the podium.
The presenter displayed an egg. A bright shiny egg. A pleasant yellow egg. An egg he proceeded to open.
Upon opening the egg, a cold chill enthrawled the audience as they beheld an Iron Maiden.
A test peep was secured in the device for all to see.
The original test peep was not properly secured and promptly escaped. He was replaced by one of his yellow brethern for the rest of the demonstration.
The deviced left quite an impression on the subject. Request to have the peep drink water to see if it leaked like a fountain were not allowed due to time constraints.
Most Disturbing Element of Demonstration
As mentioned before, this was a last minute entry. So last minute that the presenter was not aware of the event but came for the movie. Upon hearing the conference theme, he mentioned that he just happened to have this device in his car.
Double Barrel Racks
Scholarly symposiums such as this, often attract conflicting view points. Different presenters have opposing view points and proceed to bash one another. But at LVL1, the presenters proceeded to bash peeps.
In this corner, hailing from a member in good standing, Rack A. A simple an elegant rack for the modern sleek and smooth aesthetic.
Peep is secured with straps to the neck and lower body.
A few turns on Rack A and most are suprized by the deep cuts of the straps into the subject.
In the opposing corner we have Rack B. With its olde world style and jagged appearance, no one thinks this is sleek and everyone thinks its gonna hurt.
Again a subject is strapped in. The neck and lower body are the fastening points of choice.
This is truely the effect expected.
LVL1 is a community, so both presentation camps gladly puts their works together for a photo op.
Most Disturbing Element of Demonstration
Although everyone expected the stretching, none predicted the garrotting experienced on Rack A.
